Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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