hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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