doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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