we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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