But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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