Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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