I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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