I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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