i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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