are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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