flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Success! We fucked roommates!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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