Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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