no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My penis needs a shock collar
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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