you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
