I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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