people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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