are you so shy because you have an std?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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