I wish i was in the wii world.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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