12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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