Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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