i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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