Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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