so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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