i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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