my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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