I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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