I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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