I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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