if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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