I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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