I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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