My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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