oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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