So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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