how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
