David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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