Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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