I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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