me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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