So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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