my vag is so smooth its legendary
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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