? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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