He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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