It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
