You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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