its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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