There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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