why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i think i just lost a toe
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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