Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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