I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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